While I need to preserve this here on the site, MoronLife isn't going away within the next few weeks so I will simply wait on that. Still, it's worth mentioning here to get people to read it, both to advertise my own stuff (heh, such a beggar for attention I am) and to advertise MoronLife which has a lot of funny to its credit, and my article there is probably not even in the low-average class of the funny that can be had on the site!

Still, it is a decent article I think.

Also, it's proof that I benefit from editing. Or something.